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Coasters
£3.50 / £18.00We have created a series of coasters featuring different gin funnies.
The range includes the following funnies:
– A gin coaster? What makes you think I’m putting my glass down?
– Drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth.
– My heart says bring on the G&Ts and chocolate! But my jeans say for the love of God, woman, eat a salad.
– Every time I make plans to have a weekend off the gin, I can hear my liver laughing.
– In dog gins, I’ve only had one.
– I’ve had one of those weeks when even my gin needs a gin.Heat resistant melamine with non-slip cork backing. Measures 10cm x 10cm.
Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.
To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.
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Compact Mirror
£12.00Black vanity square compact with standard and magnifying mirrors. Polished nickel trim and magnetic closure with leather-like lizard cover. Text on outside: “You deserve gin.”. Measures 6.4 cm squared.
Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.
To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.
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Funny Greetings Cards
£2.00 / £8.50Brightly coloured greetings cards with gin funnies for special occasions.
Strong A6 card with glossy front and white envelope.
Birthday Card – Drinking Gin on Your Birthday
OUTSIDE: It’s important to remember to drink gin on your birthday.
INSIDE: How else will your friends know you love them at 2am?Birthday Card for Coffee & Gin Lover
OUTSIDE: You know you’re getting older when you spend 50% of your time wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee…
INSIDE: And 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink gin.Anniversary, Valentine, To the One I Love Card
OUTSIDE: How do you know you’re in love?
INSIDE: It’s the same feeling you get when you see the barman walking towards you with a gin and tonic.Hangover Card
OUTSIDE: I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing the lawn.
INSIDE: I figured he’ll just have to mow around me, I’m not moving.Gin Lover Card
OUTSIDE: Maths Problem #1. You give me one 50cl bottle of gin and I drink two 35ml measures. What do I have?
INSIDE: Happiness. A whole lot of happiness.Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.
To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.
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Persie Notepad & Pen
£2.50 / £20.00Branded Persie pen with black gel ink and soft-touch finish for a smooth writing experience. Detachable lid. Presented in a single silver tuck box. Or buy nine pens for £20 packaged in a classic gift box set.
Notepad branded with the Persie logo. DL size. 100gsm weight.
Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.
To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.
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Budding Distillers
If you’re considering launching your own gin, Persie Distillery can help you on your journey – from recipe development and testing right through to full-run distilling, bottling and labelling.
Prices vary depending on your needs. Please drop a line to snifter@persiedistillery.com and let us know what you’re planning and we can advise on how we might be able to help.
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Postage & Packaging
£1.99 / £43.00If customers would like to request special postage and packaging services, we can help you with that. Whether it’s an oversized order, overnight courier, shipping overseas, gift wrap, palletising, or even shipping empty bottles to make lamps, please email snifter@persiedistillery.com in the first instance about your needs. We will advise you if there are any additional costs associated and, if there are, we will give you guidance on what they might be.
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