FREE DELIVERY on all orders over £75

  • Funny Greetings Cards

    Funny Greetings Cards

    £2.00 / £8.50

    Brightly coloured greetings cards with gin funnies for special occasions.

    Strong A6 card with glossy front and white envelope.


    Birthday Card – Drinking Gin on Your Birthday
    OUTSIDE: It’s important to remember to drink gin on your birthday.
    INSIDE: How else will your friends know you love them at 2am?


    Birthday Card for Coffee & Gin Lover
    OUTSIDE: You know you’re getting older when you spend 50% of your time wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee…
    INSIDE: And 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink gin.


    Anniversary, Valentine, To the One I Love Card
    OUTSIDE: How do you know you’re in love?
    INSIDE: It’s the same feeling you get when you see the barman walking towards you with a gin and tonic.


    Hangover Card
    OUTSIDE: I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing the lawn.
    INSIDE: I figured he’ll just have to mow around me, I’m not moving.


    Gin Lover Card
    OUTSIDE: Maths Problem #1. You give me one 50cl bottle of gin and I drink two 35ml measures. What do I have?
    INSIDE: Happiness. A whole lot of happiness.



    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact for details.

  • Persie Notepad & Pen

    Persie Notepad & Pen

    £1.50 / £10.00


    Branded Persie pen with black gel ink and soft-touch finish for a smooth writing experience. Detachable lid. Presented in a single silver tuck box. Or buy nine pens for £10 packaged in a classic gift box set.


    Notepad branded with the Persie logo. DL size. 100gsm weight.


    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact for details.

  • Budding Distillers

    Budding Distillers


    If you’re considering launching your own gin, Persie Distillery can help you on your journey – from recipe development and testing right through to full-run distilling, bottling and labelling.

    Prices vary depending on your needs. Please drop a line to and let us know what you’re planning and we can advise on how we might be able to help.

  • Postage & Packaging

    Postage & Packaging

    £1.99 / £43.00

    If customers would like to request special postage and packaging services, we can help you with that. Whether it’s an oversized order, overnight courier, shipping overseas, gift wrap, palletising, or even shipping empty bottles to make lamps, please email in the first instance about your needs. We will advise you if there are any additional costs associated and, if there are, we will give you guidance on what they might be.