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  • Vichy Catalan Tonic

    Vichy Catalan Tonic

    £3.00 / £7.50
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    The Persie Distillery house tonic is Vichy Catalan.

     

    Made with the legendary Spanish sparkling water Vichy Catalan, a brand recognised for its mineral and medicinal properties, the tonic is clean and pure, sugar-free and zero calorie. As a mixer it is tonic-meets-mineral water in the best possible way!

     

    The Persie founders first came across Vichy Catalan when it was launched in 2013 and LOVED it for its lightness; it enhances the spirit rather than taking over. And now we have secured a UK supplier and are able to share it with distillery visitors and online customers. We are thrilled.

     

    Vichy Catalan tonic is available in 300ml glass bottles.

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75. To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Coasters

    Coasters

    £4.00 / £20.00
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    We have created a series of coasters featuring different gin funnies.

    The range includes the following funnies:
    – A gin coaster? What makes you think I’m putting my glass down?
    – Drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth.
    – My heart says bring on the G&Ts and chocolate! But my jeans say for the love of God, woman, eat a salad.
    – Every time I make plans to have a weekend off the gin, I can hear my liver laughing.
    – In dog gins, I’ve only had one.
    – I’ve had one of those weeks when even my gin needs a gin.

     

    Heat resistant melamine with non-slip cork backing. Measures 10cm x 10cm.

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Fridge Magnets

    Fridge Magnets

    £3.00 / £5.50
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    Given the popularity of our coasters, we have created a couple of fridge magnets featuring different gin funnies in the same design.

    The range includes the following funnies:

     

    STEP AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE
    SHOW SOME SELF CONTROL.
    HEAD TO THE GIN SHELF INSTEAD.

     

    OPEN ME!
    GRAB TONIC. POUR GIN.
    FRIDAY NIGHT NAILED.

     

    Melamine with magnetic backing. Measures 60mm x 60mm.

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Framed Funny

    Framed Funny

    £8.50
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    This framed funny is ideal for dog owners who enjoy the occasional glass of something in the evening! Comes in a grey box frame with glass and fittings for hanging or displaying on a tabletop.

     

    Measurements:
    Without mount 20cm x 15cm
    With mount 18cm x 13cm

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75. To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Funny Greetings Cards

    Funny Greetings Cards

    £2.00 / £8.50
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    Brightly coloured greetings cards with gin funnies for special occasions.

    Strong A6 card with glossy front and white envelope.

     

    Birthday Card – Drinking Gin on Your Birthday
    OUTSIDE: It’s important to remember to drink gin on your birthday.
    INSIDE: How else will your friends know you love them at 2am?

     

    Birthday Card for Coffee & Gin Lover
    OUTSIDE: You know you’re getting older when you spend 50% of your time wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee…
    INSIDE: And 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink gin.

     

    Anniversary, Valentine, To the One I Love Card
    OUTSIDE: How do you know you’re in love?
    INSIDE: It’s the same feeling you get when you see the barman walking towards you with a gin and tonic.

     

    Hangover Card
    OUTSIDE: I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing the lawn.
    INSIDE: I figured he’ll just have to mow around me, I’m not moving.

     

    Gin Lover Card
    OUTSIDE: Maths Problem #1. You give me one 50cl bottle of gin and I drink two 35ml measures. What do I have?
    INSIDE: Happiness. A whole lot of happiness.

     

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Compact Mirror

    Compact Mirror

    £12.00
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    Black vanity square compact with standard and magnifying mirrors. Polished nickel trim and magnetic closure with faux leather lizard cover. Text on outside: “You deserve gin.”.

     

    Measures 6.4 cm squared.

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Bar Blade for Thirst Aid

    Bar Blade for Thirst Aid

    £7.00
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    Elegant, curved bar blade bottle opener in stainless steel. Persie logo etched to one side with text: THIRST AID.

     

    Perfect for cracking open your favourite mixer.

     

    Size: 16.5 x 3.6 x 1 cm

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Thirst Aider Apron

    Thirst Aider Apron

    £15.00
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    Our funny bar/kitchen apron bears the words ‘Thirst Aider’ – perfect for raising a smile among family and friends who feel in need of a restorative G&T.

     

    Robust and durable, the apron is one-size-fits-all with three pockets – ideal for a bottle opener or corkscrew.

     

    + Size: 62cm long and 60cm wide.
    + Material: 65% polyester 35% cotton
    + Care: machine wash up to 60 degrees, tumble-dry, easy iron

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75. To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Thirst Aider Polo Shirt

    Thirst Aider Polo Shirt

    £12.00
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    Our Persie team polo shirts bear the words ‘Thirst Aider’! Perfect for any gin emergencies.

     

    Bottle green polo shirt made from 100% cotton. A timeless smart-casual classic with short-sleeves, it features slits in the side and four buttons at the neck. Embroidered Persie logo to the left breast and printed with ‘Thirst Aider’ on back.

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75. To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Dog Bandana

    Dog Bandana

    £6.00
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    Dog bandanas are the perfect accessory if you’re keen to give your dog that adorable but distinguished look!

     

    If your dog is comfortable wearing a collar, it’s easy to slide on this soft bandana. It is made from 100% polyester and has large 4cm loops to fit to collars so your dog is at ease wearing it all day.

     

    Modelling this season’s Canine Collection we are proud to present Sissie, Max, Happy and Mac.

     

     

     

    Please allow 5 working days for us to deliver your order. Delivery to UK through the website. For delivery beyond the UK please email snifter@persiedistillery.com. Free shipping for orders over £75.

     

  • Branded Persie Glasses

    Branded Persie Glasses

    £12.00 / £40.00
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    A choice of three styles of glasses from Dartington, each branded with the Persie logo.

     

    Box of 2 x Copa Glasses | Balloon style
    Currently flavour of the month with the trendy gin-drinking set, the Copa G&T looks the part when topped with herbs, spices, fruit or floral garnishes. The long stem prevents the ice from melting too quickly.

     

    Box of 4 x All Rounder Glasses | Large & Wide Tumbler style
    An elegant glass suitable for all occasions. A short base and wide brim means you can enjoy your favourite gin, wine, beer or cocktail from this stylish yet versatile tumbler.

     

    1 x Stemless Copa Glass | Short & Wide Tumbler style
    For serious spirit drinkers who tend to prefer their drinks short and strong rather than focusing on the mixer or the garnish.

     

    Dishwasher safe.

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.

  • Persie Notepad & Pen

    Persie Notepad & Pen

    £2.50 / £19.00
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    Branded Persie pen with black gel ink and soft-touch finish for a smooth writing experience. Detachable lid. Presented in a single silver tuck box. Or buy nine pens for £20 packaged in a classic gift box set.

     

    Notepad branded with the Persie logo. DL size. 100gsm weight.

     

    Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

    To ship abroad please contact snifter@persiedistillery.com for details.