Funny Greetings Cards

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Brightly coloured greetings cards with gin funnies for special occasions.

Strong A6 card with glossy front and white envelope.

 

Birthday Card – Drinking Gin on Your Birthday
OUTSIDE: It’s important to remember to drink gin on your birthday.
INSIDE: How else will your friends know you love them at 2am?

 

Birthday Card for Coffee & Gin Lover
OUTSIDE: You know you’re getting older when you spend 50% of your time wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee…
INSIDE: And 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink gin.

 

Anniversary, Valentine, To the One I Love Card
OUTSIDE: How do you know you’re in love?
INSIDE: It’s the same feeling you get when you see the barman walking towards you with a gin and tonic.

 

Hangover Card
OUTSIDE: I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing the lawn.
INSIDE: I figured he’ll just have to mow around me, I’m not moving.

 

Gin Lover Card
OUTSIDE: Maths Problem #1. You give me one 50cl bottle of gin and I drink two 35ml measures. What do I have?
INSIDE: Happiness. A whole lot of happiness.

 

 

Delivery to UK only within 5 working days. Free shipping for orders over £75.

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